I was sitting poolside and thinking about TXF when my thoughts turned to Redux I/II.  As I replayed the scene in the hospital room, I thought about Mulder telling Scully to have the priest say a 'Hail Mulder' for him.  Well, the muses struck...

HAIL MULDER

Hail Mulder full of theories
The Truth is out there
Blessed are you among believers
And blessed is the fruit of your partner's womb,
Emily.

Holy Mulder, Spooky to most
Pray for us Believers
Now and at the hour of our abductions
Amen.


OUR MULDER, OR THE BELIEVERS' PRAYER

Our Mulder, who art in the basement
Hallowed be thy quest
Thy sister will come
When all is known
On Earth as it is in The Heavens
Give us your trust,
As you trust Scully
And forgive us our doubts
As you forgive the doubts of She who has made you whole
And lead us all into the Future
And deliver us from CSM, the root of all evil
For thine is the Truth we want to believe
Now and Forever
Amen
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(Reprinted from the Old Fox Boards, rest their souls)